February 2011
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
alexgaskarthscaterpillarbrows:
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“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
best scene in the movie
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“I see you’re wearing a spongebob shirt, see, sponges are soft, which is in...”
– Some creepy dude who commented my picture on dA…
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“Zachary/Milo/Matt Bomer.
a public appearance where all three show up, private...”
– Prompt on the Heroes Memorial meme on LJ. I LAWL’D.
January 2011
beautifullymorallygrey asked: I read on petlar's tumblog that you support QuintoMiglia! YAY ANOTHER ONE. ;D
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I literally just snorted peach water because the...
IT’S OBVIOUSLY A GAY PUB.
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“Let’s get naked and have sex! I’m twelve.”
– Some dude making fun of Skins on SNL.
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Love SNL and their photography guy
But I hate these new animated bumps or whatever, the pictures of the host that move? SO SCARY.
Huh.
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Oh man, Nicki Minaj, you crack me up.
Fierce.
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Does Gaga really want to make a perfume that...
…Woah.
That’s too much, even for me.
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Nicki Minaj, you look like someone dipped you in...
(Between her, Lady Gaga and Ke$ha, I’m convinced the pop world has gone nuts, fashion-wise.)
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“My apartment has ghosts. I know this cause when I masturbate, they giggle.”
– Some comedian on tv.
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Now to add more concerts!
1. Backstreet Boys w/ Krystal Harris, 2001. 2. Evanescence w/ Default and Atom Ant, 2004. 3. Maroon 5, w/ Simon Dawes, 2005. 4. John Mayer w/ Ben Folds, 2007. 5. Gwen Stefani w/ Lady Sovereign, 2007. 6. Honda Civic Tour: Fall Out Boy w/ Cobra Starship, Paul Wall, The Academy Is…, +44, 2007. 7. The Academy Is… w/ The Rocket Summer, Sherwood, and Armor for Sleep, 2007. 8. Honda Civic...
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Sept. 27th, 2009
Is so fucking overrated. It’s just a biproduct of the Judeo Christian ways. I mean, Christ, everyone was basically bisexual back in the Greco-Roman times. Some of greatest artistic minds were gay. I have no problem with it. And so, here’s the thing…if, in popular culture, it’s okay for women to dabble in kissing girls (but that’s it, because you know, lesbians upset...
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This is from Nov. 16th, 2009
And I’ve come to the conclusion that WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THOSE IN YOUR BODY. I mean, Jesus Christ, they’re cutting open your boob and inserting an unstable sack filled with poisonous chemicals and metals known to cause diseases including breast cancer and arthritis? I mean, sometimes I dislike my boobs, but I mean, what woman doesn’t? We’ve been taught that the...
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This is from Dec. 27th, 2009
In which one of my molars was falling out. It was loose. I went to pull it out and it was being held on by a strand. I tugged hard and it popped off in a splatter of blood. According to a dream dictionary, teeth can represent “Normally an unfavorable sign in a dream. It signifies displeasure and also shows that you are afraid of losing someone dear to you.” So,...
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So I'm going through my old myspace journal
And I’m going to copy down all the stuff that I want to keep forever and find easily (without having to venture on the site). Huh.
This is from February 3rd, 2010:
So my dearest Liz let me borrow a book of hers called “Are Men Necessary?” and I’m only in chapter two but so far I find it very interesting. However, I was thinking about it, and I noticed most feminist...
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And now this taken out of context
Some guy on Drag Race: This hot glue gun is too hot!
Joel McHale: THAT'S NOT A HOT GLUE GUN!
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So if I ever get married
It’s going to be in a big white van and me and my husband to be will be in the front, and all the bridal party will be crammed in back. We’ll go through a drive through wedding chapel and all of us will be dressed as Inception characters.
And while my hubby and I say our vows, someone will be in the back going BRRRRRRRRRRRM
It’ll be the best day ever.
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HOW CAN TWO FACE STAND IT
HOW IS THAT NOT SUPER FUCKING PAINFUL? I get a paper cut and it gets exposed to air and it hurts like a bitch, and he HAS MUSCLES EXPOSED?!
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The more specific version of the link I just... →
More details, less editorial about the bullshittery I just posted about.
What the fuck is this? Are they serious right now? →
Apparently some law makers want to redefine rape as “forcible rape”, meaning it will only count as rape if you were beaten and almost killed. What the fuck.
“Like when I saw an early screening of Unbreakable and vowed not to give away the...”
– Stan Smith.
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This is for Liz's friend
I’m going to write him a story.
“I love you,” Chuck said, staring into Steve’s eyes.
“Suck my cock,” Steve replies.
And Chuck does.
The end.
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Watching the White Collar ep from Tuesday
SPOILER ALERT
(For both references to the episode and also my many, many gay references.)
Why is Neal always in various stages of undress when Peter comes over (with alcohol, no less)?
Mozzie calling Neal “kid”? Hilarious. Also geez Neal, way to dress like you should be in a boy band, or maybe a gay porn magazine. (Just saying.)
PPPPPPPSSSSSH PETER’S MUSTACHE.
Good Lord....
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Bruno, honey, maybe you should have map quested...
That way you wouldn’t have to walk through a tunnel and the ghetto to get there.
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